Wuha: This Paste Is Too Strong, Yu Qi Loves to Go Crazy

[Core meme tags: entertainment + talent counterattack + lazy gangster + ultimate slap in the face + national CP official announcement] When he woke up, Gu Ze traveled through time and became a has-been guy who offended the senior management and was thrust into "Five Ha" by a black-hearted company as a stepping stone. The temperature started at 40 degrees Celsius, and in the face of malicious fouls and abuse by Xiao Xianrou, the whole network was waiting for this "doorstep bag" to get out of the game in despair. Gu Ze didn't panic at all, he picked up the little piece of meat on the acupressure board with one hand and ran for three hundred meters, causing the opponent's stomach to turn upside down on the spot! Is the director team searching for funds? He borrowed a broken guitar on the side of Nanjing Road and sang an original song that rocked the Bund. Top singers collectively broke their guard. Huang Bo and Tsui Hark sent gifts to the live broadcast room overnight to ask for cooperation! When the capital threatened to block him with sky-high liquidated damages, Gu Ze understated and exposed the serial evidence in front of the entire network, which instead forced the other company's stock price to plummet. And amid the chaos and flashing lights, Song Yuqi, the girl who had dared to stand in front of him since the first issue, had already accepted a job offer worth hundreds of billions for him with a blushing face: "This is my partner, who dares to bully him?" Gu Ze shook his guitar at the camera: "Didn't you say that I can only make up numbers? I made a few random sentences, why do you take them so seriously?"