Pokemon: Exposing Ash's Dark Past from the Start

The bad news: I lost four Gym battles in a row from the start!

The good news: The Creator bestowed the [Livestream Quiz System]!

A global screen appears, forcing everyone to watch Ash's embarrassing past. The League's top brass are made to answer questions live! But they have no idea...

Answer correctly and win a legendary Pokemon baby! Answer incorrectly and face public humiliation!

[Ding! Charles Goodshow answered incorrectly. Forty years' worth of beard has been confiscated!]

[Ding! Lance answered incorrectly. He is forced to wear a "Looking for a Wife" cape for a week!]

As more than thirty Elite Four members and Champions suffer one humiliating defeat after another, the whole internet loses it. But nobody knows...

Meowth of Team Rocket snatches the first kill, then, faced with a Champion-level pseudo-legendary reward, turns around and picks a worthless coin instead?!

And when the outrageous option of Ash "disguising himself as a girl to infiltrate a Gym" is revealed, all the big names online go completely crazy! How on earth are they supposed to answer this question?!