CS: You’re Playing Donk in Your Very First Game?

All Gao Feng did was leave a comment in Danzhen’s livestream chat: [Keep playing Valorant like that and you’ll never get a sticker in your life.]

Then he transmigrated to 2022 and became TYLOO’s emergency substitute, taking Danking’s place, no less.

Just like that, he became TYLOO’s AWPer, set to play in a small third-tier tournament on the eve of the Major.

A longtime S-tier demon king, he had planned to show off his skills and give these foreign kids a taste of some mysterious Eastern dry peeking, so they could see what CNCS aim looked like.

But when he took a look at the server, he saw a guy named donk. What?!

He looked again and saw that the guy played for the Green Dragons’ academy team. Seriously, man, I’ll never show off again!

The 1,001st time Gao Feng was torn apart by donk… his golden finger finally arrived.

Heh heh heh, little donkey, taste the dimensional beatdown from another world!

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Here are some Hextech augments:

Gold Augment: [No Easy Shots]: The easier a shot is to hit, the more your accuracy with it decreases. The harder a shot is, the more your accuracy with it increases. Hard shots include, but are not limited to, flicking down then up, one-frame flicks, and insane anti-air shots.

Gold Augment: [Super Clutch]: The bigger the stage and the more important the match, the more your aim and game sense improve when it matters most.

Gold Augment: [Unshakably Calm]: You will not experience any emotional fluctuations throughout the match.

Prismatic Augment: [Five Seconds of God Mode]: You gain five seconds of invulnerability each round.

Prismatic Augment: [Eye of God]: You will play this game from a god’s-eye view.