Naruto: I Really Have to Control You Now

(Absolutely hilarious, completely unhinged) (Pure power fantasy) I awaken a god-tier control System from the start. Madara Uchiha bows to me and calls me Dad, while Kaguya Otsutsuki begs me to be her boyfriend. I'm forced to become the shinobi world's most powerful nepo baby. Hashirama Senju: Bro, could you stop controlling me and making me skip stones? Madara Uchiha: Dad, please don't make me jump to "Pure Land Paradise" anymore! Me: Relax. Today I'll show you what the real Shadow Clone Technique looks like: a thousand Naruto Uzumakis dancing to "Subject Three" at the same time! That day, the entire shinobi world went crazy. Only I knew it was all because, before going to sleep the night before, I'd said: "I really do have to control you all."