“Is your hairline receding again?” That was the first thing Su Mi said to the scumbag who broke off their engagement.
“What are you laughing at? Get down here and eat some corn.” That was the first thing Su Mi said to the God of War, Ye Beizhan.
“This palace is a corn spirit, here to cure the world's unhappiness. Are you going to smile or not? If you don't, I'll plant myself on your head.” That was the first thing Su Mi said to the entire capital.
The day Su Mi was transmigrated into the body of a discarded wife, an ear of corn sprouted on her head. She used it to smack the engagement letter away.
From then on...
Her former fiancé paraded through the streets with corn on his head.
The assassin hired by her half-sister became her employee.
She wrung the drama out of the Noble Consort in front of everyone.
She saved the Empress's life with a single ear of corn.
She won the Emperor's appetite over with three ears of corn.
The God of War, Ye Beizhan, hadn't smiled in three years. One ear of corn broke his resolve, and he kept her talisman stuck to the back of his head for three whole days.
Wherever she went, people laughed.
The capital had been under curfew for ten years. She opened a night market in a single night.
“Happy people are willing to spend money.”
“If you're unhappy, I'll turn you into corn.”
