[Two worlds + fun and games + scientific cultivation + top-tier resources]
Qin Hai arrives in the cultivation world without top-tier talent or top-tier resources. All he has is a jade seal that can connect to Huaxia and transport supplies.
“Leader, what do I do if the Hehuan Sect captures me?”
“Don’t worry. I’d like to see whether their flying swords are faster within a hundred paces, or our long-range sniper howitzers.
A thousand miles away, which sect’s grand formation can withstand the chain reaction of depleted uranium!”
“Leader, it’s too big. It won’t fit through.”
“...”
“I heard the people in the Hehuan Sect love to suck out people’s yang energy. Do you have that crown jewel of the human rubber industry?”
“Speak plainly!”
“Do you have any condoms? The extra-thick kind...”
“Hey! Bring that bald guy back here!”
Long, long ago, mortals could cultivate their way to the heavens above and the netherworld below.
But then, Mount Buzhou was broken when Gonggong, the Water God, crashed into it.
Emperor Zhuanxu then ordered Chong and Li to sever the connection between Heaven and Earth.
From that day onward,
all one could see among the towering peaks was cloud and mist, never again the gates of Heaven;
the prayers of the faithful could go no farther than mortal temples, never again reaching the divine court;
the spiritual gifts inherited through one’s bloodline could only be passed down as techniques, never again as divine powers.
From then on, Heaven had its Heavenly Dao, Earth its order, and humanity its moral code.
Mortals could no longer raise their heads to question Heaven. They could only bow in reverence to the gods...
Today, I, Qin Hai, will restart the Mount Buzhou Project.
Cultivation for all... the whole nation ascends... return to the Southern Heavenly Gate... call to account... the White Jade Capital!
