[System Eater + Brainless and Cool Article] After the draft, I was sent to the cold palace, and I accidentally bound myself to the Northeastern unscrupulous system!
I wanted to take care of myself for the rest of my life, but who knew that my inner thoughts would be exposed to all the big bosses in the palace!
Therefore, the tyrant emperor did not approve memorials, and the god of war, Uncle Wang, did not sweep the frontiers. They gathered within ten meters every day and waited for me to pull off the villain's underwear!
I, Lu Chacha, am the salted fish with the least desire to live in the Great Yonglin Palace, determined to eat and wait for death.
But at this time, the court was in turmoil, and the young tyrant Xiao Lie was forced to have a headache by his relatives, and he urgently needed information to break the situation.
When the evil concubine came to the door with disfiguring poison to make trouble, I was weak and helpless, but I silently grabbed a handful of melon seeds in my heart: [Oh my God! Sister Li Fei is so arrogant. Did you know that the purse with the big fat duck embroidered on her waist was a token of love behind the rockery with the guard commander last night? The most amazing thing is that the maid next to her also slept with the commander the day before yesterday! The cuckold on the emperor's head is so green that it can herd sheep!
Emperor Xiao Lie, who was forced to pass by outside the wall, was petrified on the spot, and his green face fell into doubt.
Until one day, the emperor blocked me in front of the dragon bed with a half-smile and said: "Chacha, I will sleep with you tonight." My pupils were shaking, and I screamed crazily in my heart: "It's over!" I ate too much today. If I fart loudly while going to bed, wouldn't my whole family want to have fun with the nine tribes? ! Emperor:"……"
