"Ding! Your 'Wasteland Mobile Canteen' is now online." While everyone else awakens lightning, fire, or ice, I awaken... a pocket dimension. Inside it is a vending machine stocked with expired snacks. Then irradiated monsters burst from the ground, and the city's superpowered fighters all fall to their knees. I pull out a pack of spicy strips from the machine and tear it open. The monster sneezes on the spot, then cries from the heat.
