He Luo, a talkative social beast at the bottom of the Jiuzhou Group, his daily job is to call customers to sell products - until he received a call from an alien planet.
That day, he made the 137th call as usual, but what came from the other side was: "Hello, this is Colony No. 137 Of the Galactic Federation. Do you need to buy a planet? There is currently a special sale on Saturn, buy one, get one free."
He Luo thought he was suffering from mental illness and casually retorted: "Are you aliens so bad at doing business? Give me a broken Saturn? At least give me one with a halo!"
There was silence for three seconds on the other end of the phone: "You are right, we need to improve our marketing strategy."
From then on, He Luo's life completely changed. He discovered that his talkative qualities could actually convince aliens to change their plans to invade the earth; he discovered that his boss was actually an alien spy lurking in the company; he discovered that the entire Kyushu Group was actually the bridgehead for the Galactic Federation to invade the earth.
What's even more outrageous is that when the aliens decided to invade by force, He Luoyi called the Galactic Federation Head Office: "Hello? The service quality of your employees is too poor. I want to complain. If you don't give me an explanation, I will go to the Interstellar Consumers Association to sue you!"
Faced with this chatty social beast who dared to bargain with aliens, made aliens doubt their lives with his talk, and used workplace rhetoric to turn alien invasions into business negotiations, the commanders of the Galactic Federation collectively collapsed: Who is the villain on this Earthling?