When I Met Huang Pizi Asking for a Title, I Called Her Mom in My Dream

This story is purely fictional. When I was eight years old, I bumped into Huang Pizi who was asking for a title in the Tutu Temple. She asked me whether I looked like a human or a god. I was so burned that I said, "You look like my mother." She can't rely on God's law of cause and effect and golden words. Huang Pizi turned into a human and named me Huang Weihua, nicknamed Xiaoxiao. She named herself Huang Shulan. From then on, a three-hundred-year-old demon and an eight-year-old orphan became the most absurd mother and son in the world. She wants to support me for ten years and return the cause and effect of her transformation. But she doesn't know how to behave, let alone how to be a mother. I can't make a fire, cook, sew, or talk to my neighbors. She squatted in front of the stove and struck five matches before lighting the fire. She pricked her hand three times while sewing a cotton-padded jacket. When she went to the tofu shop to exchange for food, she was looked at from head to toe. It took her three days to pronounce the word "Mom" smoothly. She learned from a wild creature squatting in the snow asking for a title to a woman squatting in front of the stove making porridge. The way she wants to cultivate is not in the mountains, but in this world. The lady-in-law next door taught her how to laugh with people, the old man from the village, Liu Tou, taught her how to repair the roof, and the woman from the tofu shop taught her how to make porridge so that it doesn't become mushy. She was learning to be a good person and protecting me at the same time. I was blocked in an alley by a gangster, and the next day there was a weasel attack at the gangster's house, and chickens and ducks were all dead on the floor. I got first place in the exam, and she bought me a pen in town. The vendor charged me fifty cents more. That night, I dreamed that I was chased by a yellow shadow for three streets. She never hurt anyone, she just gave those who bullied me "a nightmare."