Everyone in Daxia knows the story: the Nation-Guarding War Venerable can hold back ten thousand enemies alone, towering above all others!
Yet no one could have imagined that Jiang Yan, the supreme God of War who once dominated the world and made nations bow before him,
would grow tired of fighting, resign from every position of power, and **voluntarily marry into the Su family, becoming a lay-flat kept man**.
For three years after the wedding, he held no job, earned no money, lay flat and slept every day, slacked off over meals, and kept everyone laughing with his antics.
His Su relatives mocked him: “What a good-for-nothing live-in son-in-law. He lives off a woman!”
The rich heirs sneered: “A spineless loser, an embarrassment to everyone!”
The various prodigies scoffed: “All reputation and no substance. He’s already faded into the crowd!”
Everyone thought the War Venerable of old was completely washed up, just a kept son-in-law waiting around to eat and die.
But no one knew
**He wasn’t washed up. He just couldn’t be bothered to take things seriously!**
He casually cures a terminally ill tycoon, becoming a peerless physician and earning the adoration of countless wealthy families!
He offers a few offhand pointers to a down-and-out businessman, turning a trillion-yuan enterprise around and crushing the competition with his business acumen!
He casually raises a hand and slaps an overseas supreme expert back, leaving the entire internet stunned by his unmatched martial prowess!
The more he slacks off, the more invincible he becomes!
The funnier he gets, the more impossible he is to deal with!
His aloof wife thinks he’s just an ordinary man, indulging him with helpless patience until she finally falls for him completely.
The big shots across the internet think he’s a nobody, only to be face-slapped again and again as they beg him to come out of retirement.
Jiang Yan crosses his legs and munches on sunflower seeds, looking utterly exasperated.
“Stop trying so hard. I just want to live comfortably off my wife. Why do you keep forcing me to show off so far above everyone else?”
Lighthearted comedy, no angst, play the pig to eat the tiger, lightning-fast face-slapping, all-around invincibility, and worship from the entire internet!
