Reincarnated as a Female-Romance Novel’s Simp? I’ll Snatch the Chosen One’s Fortunes!

[Ranting + Seriously Satisfying + Golden Finger + No Female Lead]

Bai Yi, an overworked office drone who dropped dead after working 996 hours, opened his eyes to find himself inside a cultivation novel aimed at women, where everyone had been turned into an idiot. He’d become the ultimate simp, destined to give the green-tea heroine the royal family’s national treasure at the end!

He looked at the good-for-nothing, plain-looking woman pretending to be pitiful, and at the cultivation masters around him, all brainwashed by the “Idiot Halo.”

Bai Yi sneered. “Be a simp? Not even a dog would do that!”

By chance, he awakened the ability to eavesdrop, and could hear every secret conversation between the green-tea heroine and the “Fated System.”

“Host, make sure you win over the Ninth Prince. He’s the easiest lovesick fool to manipulate, so you must get your hands on his national treasure!”

Bai Yi, however, had one response: “I couldn’t care less about you!”

From that day on, the cultivation world took a bizarre turn.

The green-tea heroine pretends to be innocent while using simps? Sorry, I’ll be taking your fated opportunities first!

The brainless male lead goes crazy for love? Go ahead. I’ll happily take those rare treasures off your hands!

What are the Heavenly Dao System and the children of destiny? They’re all fragile lines of code when faced with the logic taught by nine years of compulsory education!

With the goal of cultivating immortality, Bai Yi overturns this idiotic Heavenly Dao and cuts his way through the cultivation world.