Pei Ji x Ye Siyuan
Pei Ji, a 2,000-year-old "old man" from the underworld, finally makes it to the human world after pleading and crying. He works for the King of Hell, but unexpectedly runs into the apple of his eye.
An orphan with no house or car, who makes a living selling drinks in a bar, runs into the person he thinks has the thickest skin in the world.
"...Don't stand so close to me..."
(Just kidding. Sweetheart, come give me a kiss.)
"Get lost..."
(Does sweetheart mean I should get lost into his bed...? Heh heh heh.)
