On the first day of school, my ex-girlfriend threw the mushrooms I collected from most of the mountains on the ground.
She got into the BMW of the rich second generation and sneered: "You can't give me what I want."
A poor boy really can't give it.
I went back to the dormitory and cooked the remaining mushrooms, and while I was eating, a group of little people came running down from the ceiling.
Finally, a little old man landed on my pillow and stared at me with two soy eyes:
"If you eat my soul mushroom, you will be my descendant."
"What?"
The little old man chuckled:
"When it comes to falling in love and cultivating immortality, the deeper you get along with a girl, the faster your cultivation level will increase."
"... Is this inheritance serious?"
"Just say whether you want it or not!"
The next day
The school beauty ran into my arms, and from then on she held my hand and I broke through.
The senior sister blew into my ear, and my cultivation skyrocketed by three levels.
The policewoman handcuffed me and said I was suspected of stealing someone's heart.
My ex-girlfriend's best friend blushed and asked me, "Why were you so good-looking before?"
The aunt who came up from Shanghai handed me a cup of coffee: "Brother, I heard that you are very good at it?"
I just want to say one thing:
The umbrella is red and has a white pole, and others are lying down after eating.
After eating, I fell in love and cultivated immortality, and my cultivation level skyrocketed. You want to ask me if this inheritance is serious. The school beauty said that I am not serious, but she likes it.
Warm reminder: The mushrooms must be cooked. Not everyone will become a villain after eating them. Some people will just lie down after eating them.
