Datang: the System Collapsed, Changle Listened to My Thoughts

When I woke up, I traveled through time and became the eternal love of the cuckold prince in the history of the Tang Dynasty! What's even more disturbing is that the system crashed and was scrapped, leaving only the twelve talisman panels in "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", and only one [Tiger Talisman] that can split people into good and evil halves was lit at the beginning! Faced with Li Shimin's forced purchase and sale of the wedding package, as a modern person, I am as stable as an old dog on the outside, but I directly flip the table in my heart: Marry Gao Yang? Whoever wants to be the cuckold king of the ages, I would rather go to the door and hold that big yellow dog for the rest of my life! [This Princess of Gaoyang is arrogant and domineering. I will use the Tiger Talisman to split her into two tonight and teach her why the flowers are so red! [Alas, we are also a princess, how nice it would be if the marriage partner is the gentle and beautiful Changle next to me...] I thought I pretended to be flawless and behaved extremely well. But I didn't expect that as long as she was within three meters of me, Princess Changle could hear all my thoughts without any hindrance! As a result, Datang's painting style completely went astray—— The arrogant Princess Gaoyang split into two for no apparent reason. The evil one beat up Monk Bianji in the street, and the good one actually blushed shyly towards me! The most gifted man, Changsun Chong, was immediately divided into good and evil personalities by me and caused trouble. Changsun Wuji was so angry that he almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage! As for Princess Changle, not only did she not expose me, she blushed and frequently approached me with a food box... Chang Le (holding the corners of his clothes tightly, his face slightly red): "Master Fang, you just said in your heart that you wanted to marry me, but did you really do that?" Fang Yiai: "What the hell? I didn't say anything! What the broken system didn't say was 'the host will have his heart heard'?!"