A Veteran Cloud Knight Opens a Barbecue Stand and Gets Bound to a Simulator in Honkai: Star Rail

Name: A Veteran Cloud Knight Opens a Barbecue Stand and Gets Bound to a Simulator in Honkai: Star Rail
Author: Burning, Wasted Ghost

崩铁云骑老兵开烧烤被模拟器绑定

by Burning, Wasted Ghost (燃颓鬼废)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 322k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Honkai: Star Rail + Simulation + Multiple Heroines + A Touch of Angst + Sweet Romance + Original Setting]

Also titled Honkai: Star Rail: In My First Simulation, General Yaoguang Was My Disciple

My name is Ji Qiu. It's been seven years since I transmigrated to the Xianzhou, and I've opened a “Veteran's Barbecue” in Exalting Sanctum on the Luofu.

In my previous life, I was a corporate drone working nine to nine, six days a week. In this one, I'm a retired Cloud Knight. The Xianzhou sounds like some immortal fantasy realm, but in reality it's basically anime Warhammer 40K: Denizens of Abundance, heliobi, the Mara-Struck, Emanators of Destruction. Each one is more ridiculous than the last.

Just surviving long enough to retire in a world like this is reason enough to thank my lucky stars.

The shop serves “marching skewers,” a favorite among veteran Cloud Knights.

My days are simple: prep in the morning, open at noon, close up at night. Every now and then, a few young women from the Divination Commission come by for skewers and gossip about jade abacus algorithms and General Yaoguang.

Then, one night after closing, as I wiped down the grill, I muttered to myself, “If I'd had a world like this to simulate in my last life, I wouldn't have picked ‘Hard Mode’ in a million years.”

As soon as the words left my mouth, a line of text appeared before my eyes:

[Host's complaint about the “difficulty of this world” detected. Meets the trigger condition for a “laid-back transmigrator”, ]

[Xianzhou Simulator starting...]

[Simulation Round One beginning. Please select an identity:]

I looked down and saw the following options on the list:

· [Divination Commission: Qingque's card-playing buddy]

· [Artisanship Commission: Slacking blacksmith]

· [Wuxian Sect: Last heir]

“What the heck is the Wuxian Sect? Sounds like some kind of cult...”

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