My Daughter's Livestream Can't Hide My Immortal Millennia

I, Ye Chen, have lived through the ages.

I've been a teacher, and I've been a God of Slaughter who wiped out three thousand Daoist sects.

I've endured the tribulations of the Heavenly Dao, and played a three-thousand-year game of wits with the supreme rulers of forbidden zones.

Now that I've shed all my past glory, I only want a warm home with my wife and children, and to live quietly as an ordinary man.

I never imagined that...

During the one month my wife and I spent cultivating together to break through to the Red Dust Immortal realm.

Just one month.

Our daughter came home for the holidays and started a livestream.

"Look, guys! My dad's fishing rod is so beat-up, it's rusty, and he still won't throw it away!"

The Crown Prince of the North Sea Dragon Palace: Sent ten million spirit stones.

"Don't touch that! It's the Ancient Abyssal Rod, a sacred treasure of my dragon clan!"

"This plastic lightsaber is so childish, hahaha!"

The headmaster of the Evil-Slaying Holy Land: Fell to his knees on the spot.

"That's the Evil-Slaying Sword... Only a ruthless man capable of wiping out an entire era's legacy could wield it..."

Secret after secret came to light, and every clue pointed to the same person.

And my old flames tracked me down after watching the livestream.

My wife smiled as she sharpened her knife.

I've been invincible for countless ages, but now I'm panicking.