The Embalmer Survived for Three Thousand Years and Climbed to the Top of the Martial Arts While Lying Flat

Name: The Embalmer Survived for Three Thousand Years and Climbed to the Top of the Martial Arts While Lying Flat
Author: Brush Dumpling 1

入殓师苟活三千年，躺平登顶武道

by Brush Dumpling 1 (毛笔小团子1)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 253k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Audience: Male
Updated: 9d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Lin Mo, the ancestor of the funeral path who lived for 3,200 years, became anonymous after recovering his spiritual energy and worked as an undertaker in Jiangcheng Funeral Home. Dao Ji Broken dare not keep a high profile, but fortunately he has three unique burial skills: touching the corpse can read the memory, enclosing the corpse can absorb the martial arts essence, and borrowing the corpse can use the deceased's cultivation. There is no energy fluctuation in the whole process, and the martial god can't tell the details even if he is close. The young master of the Chu family dies suddenly and mysteriously, the martial arts instructor secretly assassinates, and evil cultivators are rampant in the underground boxing ring... Warriors from all sides are vying for opportunities. He just waits for everyone to die, and then slowly enters the arena to collect the corpses. Su Qingyuan, the female detective of the Martial Arts Bureau, kept a close eye on him, only to realize that this silent embalmer was full of doubts; major aristocratic families and hidden sects rushed to win over him with gifts, but he continued to make up the corpse from nine to five. The Yin Bone Gate slaughters other cats, the Annihilation Alliance reveals three thousand years of old grudges, and the evil spirits outside the territory want to destroy the world. Everyone in the world thought that he was a low-level mortal who could be manipulated by others. It was not until the leader of the evil cultivator broke his disguise in public that millions of warriors were shocked to realize that the mortician who guarded the morgue every day had actually conquered the martial arts ceiling for three thousand years! Lin Mo wiped his makeup brush and waved his hand lightly: "Don't disturb me at work. If you have anything to do, please bring the body over."

Reader comments

There are no messy logic bugs, and the setting of the embalmer's boss is also very interesting. The rhythm of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger is just right, and there are many small details in it. So far, it is still very good.
10 likes1mo ago
At present, it seems that there will be no shortcomings such as plot collapse or character collapse. I really like this setting of Gou Dao and martial arts. It's not deliberate to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and the supporting characters are also very three-dimensional.
3 likes1mo ago
The male protagonist has a ceiling of strength and can see through the schemes of various martial arts families and evil cultivators. There is no mindless killing in the whole process. When encountering problems, you give priority to surviving and developing quietly. It is full of pleasure, not mindless, and very comfortable to watch.
1 like28d ago

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