(A hilarious urban cultivation story unlike anything you've read before, full of irreverent commentary)
When academic disciplines meet cultivation, then...
“I don't know if you've heard of Newton's Three Realms. They say that once you cultivate Newton's First, Second, and Third Laws to the Great Circle Realm, you'll be able to command all forces in the world. And if you also grasp the power of ‘dual motion,’ combining kinetic energy and momentum with Newton's Three Laws, why, one palm could split mountains and rivers, one finger could imprison heaven and earth. That is the pinnacle of mechanics!”
“Hold on. Do you think I'm more likely to believe your ‘one palm splits mountains and rivers’ spiel, or the scam call showing up on my phone?”
“Hey, don't hang up, young man! If you don't like science or physics, we've got the humanities too! You can study geography! Physical and human geography complement each other. Study physical geography with me, and once you've mastered the External Force Realm, a wave of your left hand can erode everything, cause soil erosion, and summon raging winds. Shaping the landscape will be a piece of cake! Give a slap with your right hand, and the Northeast Trade Winds and Prevailing Westerlies will...”
Beep, beep...
“These days, there really are all kinds of scammers...”
