I Want Money and Immortality

[Cultivation Fantasy + Utter Absurdity + Sharp Contrast + Strong Premise + Tight Logic + No Brain-Dead Decisions]

Lu Yuan transmigrated.

Immortal energy drifted through the air, sacred peaks towered above the land, and cranes cried out across surging seas of clouds. What a magnificent world of cultivation!

From now on, he could embark on the path to immortality, slay demons, vanquish evil, and attain eternal life. It was all within reach.

The elder in charge of passing on techniques led him into a secret chamber and solemnly told him to meditate, sense the spirit realm, and gain cultivation.

Eyes closed: meditate and sense the spirit realm!!

Eyes open: a phone and a secret identity?!

The sky is falling!

What do you mean, gaining cultivation means earning money by delivering food?

Then explain this to me: what exactly is cultivation?

Cultivation means assets tied to a special card?

Then explain this to me: what exactly is combat power?

Combat power means cash?

Fine, fine, so this is what you call meditating to cultivate.

Fine, fine, so this is what you call a rapid rise in cultivation.

Fine, fine, so this is what you call an absurdly high combat-power rating.

In my previous life, I became a corporate drone. Reborn, I’m working a job to cultivate immortality.

I don’t care. I want money and immortality!

Free to roam between two worlds!