My Retirement Life in the World of Stolen Pens

Lin Che traveled through nine hundred and ninety-nine worlds and accumulated nine thousand points, just to redeem a one-way ticket to the "Tomb Raiders Notes" plane. Others travel through time in order to become stronger, dominate, and reach the pinnacle of life. Lin Che traveled through time only for one thing - to be the black blind man's leg pendant. So, in the rain forest of Snake Marsh Ghost Town, a young man walked down from the sky on clouds and snapped his fingers among the necks of a pheasant. The snake began to tie its own knots. Everyone was stunned. Lin Che took out the "Black Blind Man's Breeding Manual" from her arms and began to read the first chapter aloud in front of everyone: "Keep smiling when you first meet him, don't scare him..." Black Blind Man: Who are you? Lin Che: Your future partner is the one you start chasing nine thousand years in advance. From then on, everything in the world of tomb robbers began to run in outrageous directions - the sacred tree in the Qinling Mountains turned out to be a telephone pole installed by Fuxi. Lin Che made a video call to the ancient times, and an old voice came from the other side: "That is not a sacred tree, it is a communication tower." The bronze door does not require bleeding at all, there is a doorbell. After pressing, the light screen displays: [Please enter the password or press the # key to call the administrator]. The administrator, King Zhou Mu, connected to the video, still chewing instant noodles: "Who is it - Lin Che?! Why are you there?" The Queen Mother of the West put on a facial mask and opened the door, leaving them to have a meal. Her specialty is kimchi pickled for three thousand years, which tastes really good. As for the Wang family? Lin Che's way of handling it was very gentle. The wheel turned into a watermelon, the weapon turned into a toy, and the spy sent received an orange as a souvenir - when he took a bite, the orange exploded and a dove flew out.