My Retirement Life in the Grave Robbers' World

Lin Che transmigrated through 999 worlds and spent 9,000 years saving up points, all to redeem a one-way ticket to the world of The Grave Robbers' Chronicles. Other people transmigrate to get stronger, conquer the world, and reach the pinnacle of life. Lin Che transmigrated for one reason only: to become Hei Xiazi’s leg-hugging accessory. And so, in the rainforest of the Snake Marsh Ghost City, a young man walked down from the sky on a cloud and snapped his fingers amid a swarm of chicken-necked snakes. The snakes began tying themselves into knots. Everyone stared in stunned silence. Lin Che pulled out The Hei Xiazi Care Manual and began reading the first chapter in front of them all: “When you first meet him, keep smiling. Don’t scare him...” Hei Xiazi: Who are you? Lin Che: Your future partner. I started pursuing you 9,000 years early. From then on, everything in the tomb-raiding world went completely off the rails. The Qinling Sacred Tree turned out to be a telephone pole installed by Fuxi. Lin Che made a video call to ancient times, and an elderly voice answered, “That’s not a sacred tree. It’s a communications tower.” The bronze gate didn’t need blood at all. It had a doorbell. After they pressed it, a screen lit up: [Enter your password or press # to call the administrator]. The administrator, King Mu of Zhou, answered the video call, still chewing instant noodles. “Who is this, Lin Che?! What are you doing there?” The Queen Mother of the West came to open the door with a face mask on and invited them to stay for dinner. Her signature dish was three-thousand-year-old pickled cabbage, and it actually tasted pretty good. As for the Wang family, Lin Che dealt with them gently. Their cars turned into watermelons, their weapons into toys, and the spies they sent received oranges as parting gifts. Take a bite, and the orange exploded, sending a pigeon flying out.