The Moment I Speak, the Entire Internet Begs Me to Shut Up

Lin Fan awakens the power of true words: whatever he says comes true. There’s just one little problem: it only works for bad things. He curses his boss to get hit by a car, and three minutes later a delivery van drifts in front of everyone. He wishes his client good luck with their project, and the entire server crashes that very day. He curses his ex-girlfriend to never find a partner, and the next day her boyfriend announces their wedding. Lin Fan is at his breaking point. “What the hell is this, true words or a jinx?” Before he can figure it out, the police come knocking. Then a woman in a black trench coat flashes a gold-embossed ID: “National Bureau of Supernatural Phenomena Management and Emergency Response. Mr. Lin Fan, you’ve been conscripted.” Lin Fan looks at the “Ability Codename” field on his employment form, the corner of his mouth twitching. It bears two words: [Jinx]