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Teammate: "Captain, why are you playing so hard?"
Xu Xingchen: "I just practiced the basic skills more solidly."
Teammate: "How solid is it?"
Xu Xingchen: "That is, one kick can penetrate the bulletproof glass of a limited edition sports car."
Teammate: "?"
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Reporter: "Team Xu, what skills are you going to use to get ahead of a 200-pound men's football defender?"
Xu Xingchen: "I see that their hall is dark, and Lingbo Weibu can just send them to the orthopedic department for vacation."
Reporter: "??"
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Coach: "Xingchen, we are competing for the high-altitude ball in the frontcourt. We don't have the height advantage."
Xu Xingchen: "Don't panic, I'll step on my left foot and take off with my right foot. Is it enough to stay in the air for three seconds?"
Coach: "Newton will be angry!"
Xu Xingchen: "It's not a big problem. This piece of turf is under the control of Patriarch Bodhidharma."
Coach: "???"
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Former World Champion: "Xingchen, I am already a legend worth tens of billions. Don't even dream that you can guard me!"
Xu Xingchen made a circle with his hands: "My Tai Chi Thread Winding technique can not only break your ball, but also turn off your protagonist's halo."
The predecessor's heart was broken on the spot: "????"
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Final villain: "So what if you are stronger? I control the Football Association and the scoreboard, you can never win!"
Xu Xingchen stood on one leg and clasped his hands together reverently: "Amitabha."
A powerful Shaolin Vajra Kick blast!
The dimensional wall shattered on the spot! The football flew directly out of the screen and knocked the author who was changing the score unconscious!
Xu Xingchen took the keyboard and said, "Times have changed. Now I have the final say who wins this book."
Author: "???"
Final villain: "???"
