The Grand Princess of Great Chu, Chu Yaoxuan, has gone mad. Others seize power with military tallies; she does it by acting crazy. The System orders her to become the realm’s top villain and bully the frail young emperor, Chu Xu.
On her first day, she publicly overturned Chu Xu’s imperial desk and brazenly declared, “You’re not fit to be emperor! Give up the throne!” The ministers drew their swords to protect the emperor, only to see Chu Xu not get angry at all. Instead, he personally placed the imperial seal in her hands.
That was because Chu Xu could hear her thoughts: [Get off the throne, you idiot! Someone planted explosives beneath that chair. Sit there one second longer and you’ll be blasted into the afterlife to play cards with the late emperor!]
On the second day, she forced a hideously ugly, tough-as-nails pork seller into the emperor’s harem, calling her a “bosom friend.” The ministers wept and begged for the wicked woman to be punished.
Chu Xu’s thought-reading radar sounded again: [She’s the greatest assassin under heaven, “Blood Dripper.” With her protecting him, those traitors’ assassination plot will be foiled tonight. Honestly, I’m wearing myself out for this clueless little brother.]
Later, when an envoy from an enemy state provoked them and a great scholar pressured them with quotations from the classics, Chu Yaoxuan didn’t even raise an eyelid. One crude, plain-spoken retort made the scholar spit blood and faint on the spot.
Sitting on the throne, Chu Xu munched on snacks and applauded wildly: The way my royal sister destroys people, body and soul, is so beautiful!
