[System + transmigrate + survival + cultivation + dual cultivation + Hehuan + comedy]
Ding Yunlong, a dishwasher, trips and falls into a toilet after gaming all night. When he opens his eyes again, three moons hang overhead, monsters roam everywhere, his handsome head of hair has vanished, and he has gained a pure-yang body that every monster covets.
This physique makes him a top-grade cultivation vessel, and everyone wants a bite. Luckily, Liu Yifei, a stunning female cultivator ranked on the Heavenly Demon List, rescues him and takes him in as her disciple. She teaches him talismans and how to conceal his demonic aura, and even promises him herself: “Once you reach the Qi Refining Realm, I’ll cultivate with you.”
In a waterfall cave dwelling, the stone bed rocks. Their dual cultivation gets out of control, and a patrolling elder records it with a Wind Shadow Pearl. Liu Yifei risks her life to save Ding Yunlong, losing a thousand years of cultivation in the process.
“Focus on your cultivation. Don’t worry about me.”
With his master imprisoned, the System awakens. He transforms into a black snake spirit and ventures deep into the demon realm. Beside a dark well, he chances upon the Yin-Yang Limitless Sword. The proprietress of the Black Dragon Inn sets her sights on him, he forms a bond with Sister Rabbit at the White Dragon Inn, he wields a purple-gold gourd to face a demon general and advances four levels of demonic markings, and he uses a token from the Red Dust Immortal Sect to enter the inner sect of the Luoxia Sect...
From the demon realm to the human world, from fleeing for his life to subduing demons and vanquishing evil, Ding Yunlong, with his gleaming bald head and chest hair fluttering in the wind, has just one goal: to fight his way back into the Azure Demon Sect and rescue his master, Liu Yifei.
Highlights:
A pure-yang body coveted by everyone | Talismans with endless variations | A purple-gold gourd that devours demons and levels up | The Yin-Yang Limitless Sword evolves on its own | His Heavenly Demon master shields him with her life | The snake-demon proprietress secretly lends a hand | A rabbit-demon girl risks her life to stay by his side | His bald head has been blessed, his chest hair rubs demon cores, and he feeds his enemies to the gourd | The System helps him defy fate
The article is well written.