[1v1 + CP: Shen Qingzhu + canon couples stay together! + apologies for OOC + mountains of headcanon]
The two things Lin Wan hates most in life are, first, an account that won’t balance, and second, Shen Qingzhu refusing to listen.
She offered him two hundred yuan to carry her bags, and he ignored her. She handed him a black card to pay for his injuries, and he still ignored her.
Until that rainy night in Hanshan Alley, when she watched helplessly as the aloof young man took a nail through the wall to protect her, his blood splattering across her face. She screamed and threw her entire fortune and life on the line: “I’ll give you ten billion! Don’t die!”
At that very moment, a voice reeking of money spoke in her ear: Little friend, top up 99,999 and take a Forbidden Ruin home! Slaying monsters will be a dream come true!
Lin Wan: “Top up. Right now. I’m going to kill this monster in front of me.”
And so, in a bizarre dead-end alley, a gigantic sunflower radiated holy light while the peashooters opened fire with everything they had.
