Feng Shui Master, I'm in the Underworld Watching Feng Shui

What is it like to be a Feng Shui master in the underworld after death? Feder, an embalmer who has worked in a funeral parlor for three years and has taught himself a lot of Feng Shui theory, sneaked into the morgue alone early in the morning to take measurements in order to verify "the impact of the orientation of the coffin on the soul of the deceased." As a result, he was frightened by a corpse that suddenly sat up and hit the door frame - he died on the spot.