The Nuclear Heavenly Emperor Cultivates, and His Radiation Offspring Fill the World

A three-phase weapon packed with merit fails its tribulation and unexpectedly falls into the cultivation world.

Unfortunately, its energy hasn't stabilized, leaving it half-projectile and half-human, a walking humanoid disaster.

Even more absurdly, the people of the cultivation world don't avoid it. They flock to it instead.

"This child contains the world's most intensely yang destructive essence. He's a rare 'Destruction Spirit Root' unseen in ages!"

"No, it's blue tinged with green and glowing brightly. It's clearly an ancient Auspicious Spirit Root!"

"Fellow Daoist, don't panic. Let me cut open your dantian, dig out that root, and refine it into a magical artifact!"

"Let me share in your good fortune! It's so powerful! Why does my throat feel like it's burning? My skin is tingling and itching!!"

Guixu looks at the sect ancestors, demonic women, and holy-land scions jostling to get close and 'share in his radiation.' His mouth twitches.

"You're all surrounded by radiation without knowing it, and you really think I'm some kind of treasure?"