"Have you heard? There is a shop in Fangcheng District of the Seventeenth Heaven that sells all kinds of delicious food. I heard that the Jade Emperor is a regular customer!"
"Shop? Fairy friend, how long have you been in seclusion?"
"Five hundred years."
"I see! Where are the stores now?"
"It has already become a large enterprise spanning electricity, communications, real estate, technology, food, and beauty."
"I heard that the business owner is swimming in a swimming pool made of Xuanyuan Dan every day!"
"Hey, he looks so rich. Does he have to use gold chopsticks when he eats?"
Kasyapa: "Lord Buddha, Tang Monk and his disciples have encountered the Liusha River."
Tathagata: "I know it without you having to tell me."
"As expected of the Lord Buddha, he knows everything and knows nothing."
"What the hell! That pig Zhu Bajie is doing a live broadcast! Who in the three realms doesn't know where they are?"
"So... That's it..."
"Mobile phones are too dangerous! Starting from today, it is forbidden to use mobile phones, watch live broadcasts and play games in Lingshan."
Ananda suddenly ran into the Mahavira Hall: "Lord Buddha, Lord Buddha, Laojun Lu Yu Tianting Company has sent people to install the wires."
"Ananda, why didn't you tell me earlier? Follow me out to greet you."
Journey to the West is still the same Journey to the West, and Heaven is still the same Heaven, just a little bit less serious...
