Failed My Class Change? I'll Define Gods as Cilantro!

[Rules-based horror + junk build + play the pig to eat the tiger + conceptual powers + godslaying]

The class-awakening ceremony is being livestreamed across the internet.

The school beauty sacrifices an S-rank magic core and awakens as a holy light goddess, drawing the attention of thousands.

When it’s Gou Buli’s turn, he pulls out a meat bun.

Then a god blasts him away on the spot over a single piece of cilantro.

Trending across the internet: #CilantroGoodForNothing#.

Gou Buli gets back up, brushes the dust off himself, and looks at the cilantro leaf on the ground. Disgust wells up inside him.

The cilantro leaf vanishes, without even a crumb left behind.

That is the power he awakened: whatever he subjectively loathes becomes truth; whatever he defines is erased.

The gods despise him?

No problem. He thinks the gods are disgusting, too.