A poor boy from Su Haoshan, he felt dizzy and vomited all over his bag the first time he took a plane. The person sitting next to her was a long-legged beauty, and he struck up a conversation with her. Just as he was about to get close again, he saw a trail of white smoke trailing from the side of the wing out of the corner of his eye. He suddenly slapped the girl awake and said, "There's something wrong with that thing outside." The whole plane went silent.
It can't be a dog-licking article.