After Pretending to Have More Children, More Blessings, the Campus Belle Begged Me to Team Up

[Campus beauty + high martial arts + handcrafted cultivation + no simping + illustrations in the comments + multiple heroines]

Immortal bodies, invulnerability to blades and bullets, immense strength... Such miracles are collectively known as Blessings.

In his first year of college, Li Ming awakens the Simp System. As long as he simps at key moments, he can earn System rewards and keep getting stronger.

These include, but aren’t limited to, dating and holding hands...

But when he sees his second-generation rich roommates digging chicken bones out of the trash, Li Ming realizes that the simp tax has already been collected two hundred years in advance.

So...

“Gorgeous senior, have you heard of the More Children, More Blessings Blessing? If you team up with me, you’ll get rewards and a bright future.”

While rich, handsome men sell their cars and houses to win the campus beauty’s favor, Li Ming has already found a teammate.

The campus beauty looks at him with a tender gaze. “Li Ming, I made your favorite tiger penis and flying dragon meat stew with my own hands. When are we taking our relationship to the next level?”

Li Ming: “Get in line first...”