On the day he was laid off, product manager Lu Xingchen saw a strange job posting: "Minotaos Security Bureau · Abnormal Incident Handling Specialist - Five insurances and one housing fund, including food and accommodation."
He thought he was a liar, but went anyway.
On the first day of employment, I discovered: the front desk was eating melon seeds, and there was a rabbit in the archives who could speak Northeastern dialect. HR said there were only three rules for entry: don't look directly at things you can't understand; don't describe them if you look at them; and come and talk to me after describing them. And the most important thing: if the second hand of the watch moves backwards, it will run backwards.
The first week on the job: a farting cabinet, a nearly fatal shock wave, a dream about crawling out of the shadows at three in the morning to drag people, a cold-faced team leader with bleeding hands who only used band-aids, and the mirror at the end of the corridor on the third floor - a figure that should not exist.
On the fifth day, he discovered that the company's OA system contained secrets that he did not have permission to view.
On the seventh day, he will be interviewed. If you can still survive until that day.
"This is a story about maintaining a sense of humor in a crazy world."
"Before joining the job, fight against the ancient gods, and after joining the job, fight against the PPT."
"Laugh, but don't look in the mirror at three in the morning."
