Slay the Gods: The Client Rejected Your Script!

OOC warning, ships are being broken up, everyone loves the protagonist. This is not a wish-fulfillment novel. Lighthearted comedy, beautiful yet tragic characters.

Some parts reflect the author's own headcanons. The protagonist doesn't have much of a special hero's aura. I wrote this because I couldn't find any fanfiction that matched my tastes, and it contains a lot of my personal kinks.

Jin Wuyou is just a poor little thing, orphaned and adopted by kindhearted people. When everything seems to be heading in a wonderful direction, he finds a script tailored just for him on the desk of one of his guardians.

From the moment he was adopted, everything had been part of their plan.

They planned it all, from arranging for him to discover the other side of the world at age seven, to choosing each year's birthday present, every month's studies, and every day's training... Then came his awakening at fifteen. They cultivated his sense of justice and encouraged him to dream of becoming a hero, saving the world and everyone in it, even if it cost him his life...

Only after finding that script did he realize that all the apparent kindness was a lie. It was a trap, tailor-made to exploit him and use his life.

To hell with saving the world! Whoever wants to play that part can do it themselves! Jin Wuyou certainly won't! So he grabbed the money and ran, off to enjoy a carefree life!

Night Watch Commander-in-Chief: “Was that part of the script you programmed, too?”

The Void at the Top: “It was part of another script. Besides, the kid's grown up. He should go out and see the world!”

Deputy Commander Zuo Qing: “Should we give anyone a heads-up?”

Meituan Delivery: “No need. Just tell me if you want to find him!”

Jin Wuyou: “Does nobody else think they're suffocating?”