(Whatever I dream goes ➕ raising a kid ➕ no romance ➕ daily life ➕ elementary-school-level writing)
Someone: I actually died, right?
System: Yep! You died suddenly because you stayed up too late.
Someone: But I just got paid.｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡
System: Should I compensate you?
Someone: Can I be reborn, then?
System: Sure, sure.
I came to the world of Slay the Gods with two gods in tow. My body shrank, and my brain shrank right along with it.
The things that don’t kill me just keep beating me up. Every day it’s: “Big brothers, big sisters, wait for me!”
One god is never home, and the other god is never home either.
Am I supposed to play some kind of lonely old person?
Could life please be kind to an old person who’s only ten?
I’m in a bad mood today, so I’m making Uncle Ye eat stargazy pie.
I’m in a great mood today, but I can’t see my big brothers and sisters. Fine, Uncle Ye can eat stargazy pie with surströmming.
Ye: Do you have to keep tormenting me? One of these days, I’m sending you to Shangjing to train under Shao every day.
You ask if I can sing?
La la la la la la la la!
I can sing! (¬_¬")
Question: What do you think of Lin Qiye? ꙩ_ꙩ
Someone: I look at him standing up.
Lin Qiye: Blue-mosaic faceless freak!
Someone: Bro Bunny! He’s picking on me!
Bro Bunny: Take this!
