Liu Feng Wants to Die, but Liu Bei Can Hear His Thoughts

[Rebellious Son and Loving Father] + [Filial Piety That Leaves Everyone in Stitches] + [Comedy] + [Little Tricks for Getting Yourself Killed] On the day Liu Shan was born, Liu Feng awakened the wisdom of his past life. He bound to an Ascension System: as long as Liu Bei ordered him killed, he could become an immortal on the spot. Liu Feng was overjoyed. Staying alive was hard, but surely getting himself killed would be easy? So he asked Liu Bei to put him to death, to prevent him and Liu Shan from fighting over power. Who could have guessed that Liu Bei would clasp his hand with tears in his eyes and refuse to let go? “I must not have been a good enough father. My son has suffered so much.” “From now on, wherever I go, you’ll come with me.” “We’ll never be apart for the rest of our lives!” … I’m Liu Bei. Just now, when this rebellious son asked me to have him executed, I suddenly heard his inner thoughts. [Heehee, as long as Liu Bei orders me killed, I can ascend and become an immortal!] [Sigh, what a pity that all my astonishing talents will go to waste. Without my help, Shu Han will still fall in the end.] [The people here will all meet grim fates: Guan Yu will die at the hands of the nobody Lu Meng, Zhang Fei will be murdered by his own men while drunk, and Liu Bei will die of illness in Baidi City.] [And Xu Shu, Cao Cao will take your mother away before long.] [Mi Fang, you traitor, defecting from Shu to Wu. You’re a disgrace to the Mi family!] [But none of that has anything to do with me anymore. Liu Bei, what are you staring at? Hurry up and order them to kill me!] [That despicable big-eared bandit! Why has he started putting on this loving father-and-son act?] Liu Feng himself had no idea that Liu Bei had heard his inner thoughts. He still thought Liu Bei was just putting on an act. Liu Feng: Big-Eared Heartthrob, please, stop with the performance already!