Ye Wanwan, the eldest daughter of the Ye family in the capital, specializes in driving her parents up the wall. Her hobby is roasting every blind date until they cry.
Just as her parents are about to freeze her bank card, she steps in dog poop on the roadside and looks up to see someone having an even worse day: a handsome, stone-faced man whose limited-edition handmade leather shoes are also covered in golden muck.
She grabs him by the collar. "Hey, handsome. Want to date me? I'm super sweet."
Three minutes later, they add each other on WeChat. His contact name: Mr. Dog Poop.
Before long, everyone in the capital knows that the Mu family's fastidious head, a man with an almost pathological obsession with cleanliness, carries three packs of wet wipes everywhere: two to clean his shoes, and one for the woman who keeps burrowing into his arms every day.
