Xie Yaohua, the princess of Daqi, was sent to Beishuo to marry Xiao Lin, the legendary tyrant who "cut off people's heads without blinking an eye".
The wedding mama knelt at her feet and cried so hard that the powder on her face burst into two grooves: "Your Majesty just chopped off the heads of three palace servants the day before yesterday——"
Xie Yaohua said "Oh" and continued to stare at the cracks in the bricks to watch the ants move.
Side one. He held the sword with blood still dripping on it and looked down at her.
She squatted in the imperial garden, her face covered with mud, and shook the vegetable seedlings in her hand at him: "Husband, look at how well these water spinach are growing. Can you eat them later tonight?"
The tyrant's hand holding the sword paused.
Later, she planted mushrooms on his dragon bed, dragged him into the kitchen to learn how to cut radishes, and braided him into a crooked braid in the middle of the night, with a big red headband tied to the end of the braid - which he did not remove the next day.
Everyone thought she was looking for death.
Only she knows - she is not looking for death.
She is alive.
Live your own seasons in the tyrant's royal garden.
