[Occult grandmaster + inner thoughts + an entire cast of villains + feng shui and the occult + kicking back and lying flat]
Yan Wanwan, an occult grandmaster, fails her tribulation and transmigrates into the body of a newborn baby girl in a marquis's household.
As soon as she opens her eyes, her cheap father is paying a fortune to hire the capital's top feng shui master, who plans to plant eighteen locust trees in the back garden to attract wealth.
Yan Wanwan drinks her milk and sneers inwardly: [Unbelievable! The demon priest hired by our enemy, and Father is treating him like a god! This formation is called “Wooden Ghosts Summon Souls.” In less than three days, the family graves will split open, Eldest Brother will break his leg, Second Brother will go blind, and our whole family will be refined into vengeful ghosts to nourish the prince's dragon vein!]
The marquis hears her thoughts and draws his sword on the spot. One swift stroke shaves off the demon priest's topknot. That very night, he takes his people to dig up the graves of the demon priest and their enemy, then plants all eighteen locust trees at the entrance to the prince's residence!
Yan Wanwan, who was about to draw talismans to save her life, is stunned. [This family is great! They take revenge on the spot! The old me doesn't have to waste energy drawing talismans. Back to bed for a nice long nap!]
From then on, the whole marquis's household goes on a rampage. Eldest Brother swings his blade and hacks the fake virtuous white moonlight to death; Second Brother poisons the hypocrite and leaves him mute.
Yan Wanwan only has to lie flat and drink milk every day, tossing out the occasional complaint in her thoughts. Before long, the whole family has stepped over their enemies' corpses to become the most powerful officials in the land!
