Siheyuan: With Cards in Hand, the World Is Mine

If you had the chance to transmigrate, what would you do?

Gu Han says that climbing the ladder through hard work takes social skills he doesn’t have.

Starting a business after the economic reforms? He doesn’t have the brains for that, either.

In that case, he might as well enjoy a good life and live in the moment.

But what if he transmigrates into a den of beasts? Gu Han says he’s not worried.

When Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip him, he plays “Drain the Cauldron,” forcibly stripping him of the Level Eight Technician skills he’s so proud of.

When Jia Zhangshi insults him, he plays “Borrow a Knife to Kill,” letting the Deaf Granny deal with her.

When the Deaf Granny smashes his window, why not play “Duel” and have Silly Zhu teach her a lesson?

When Yan Bugui tries to scheme against him, one “Take From the Bag” turns him into a genuine pauper.

No job, no food? Don’t panic, don’t rush. Play “Bountiful Harvest” and choose as much rice or flour as you like.

Don’t want the whole courtyard assembly to notice you? Play “Watch the Fire From Across the River” on yourself, and become completely invisible in any situation. No one can see, hear, sense, or remember you, and no rule can touch you. You can watch or act in peace.

Someone says, “I know this card. That’s not how it works in the game.”

Gu Han smiles faintly. “My cards have mutated.”