With Martial Arts Manuals Lost to Time, You Call Radio Calisthenics a Divine Art?

[Contrast + Shock and Awe + Humanity’s Supreme Sage + No AI]

Gu Yuan transmigrates a thousand years into the future, to an era of advanced martial arts, and becomes a worthless nobody about to be sent to the front lines as cannon fodder.

At this time, the human race’s cultivation techniques have been lost, and countless powerhouses have gone mad while practicing incomplete methods.

Just to land a government job and stay alive, Gu Yuan submits the “Ninth Set of Broadcast Calisthenics” given to him by the System.

The result? All of humanity goes completely wild!

The Grand Elder of the Council of Elders: “A divine technique! The very first stretch can regulate the blood and qi throughout the body with perfect effectiveness!”

The human race’s number-one female war goddess: “I followed Gu Yuan through two rounds of chest-expansion exercises, and the bottleneck I’d been stuck at for ten years broke on the spot!”

Billions of people cry out: “We beg Supreme Sage Gu Yuan to teach us the ultimate secrets of jumping exercises and cool-down exercises!”

As countless god-tier resources are thrust into his hands and martial arts bigwigs kneel all around him, Gu Yuan sits on the throne of the human race’s Sage Master, completely dumbfounded.

“Wait... If I bring out the eye exercises and square dancing, won’t you all ascend straight to heaven in broad daylight?”