The awesome heroine of the Sha Diao Society × the evil-minded tyrant + counter-routine + hilarious and refreshing article]
Su Yao went through the book, and the start was on hell difficulty.
She became the cannon fodder heroine who poisoned the disabled sixth prince and eloped away.
Seeing Xiao Wuwang, the sinister and cold-blooded villain in the wheelchair who would kill all over the capital in the future, Su Yao didn't panic at all. She poured the poison with her backhand and forced him to give him a big white goose with explosive combat power: "Don't be afraid, husband, this is your guide goose!"
In order to survive, Su Yao started hard-core survival: flying top assassins with pans, forcibly collecting firewood; building a wooden wheelchair with a handbrake overnight, pushing the tyrant to drift at high speed in the village.
Xiao Wuwang, who was pretending to be blind and lame, was shocked in his heart: This woman's moves are strange and unfathomable. What shocking situation is she trying to create? !
The two returned to Beijing with a high profile, and assassinations ensued, but the style of painting completely went off the rails.
The best relatives set the rules? She formed a square dancing aunty group and brainwashed her with the erhu every morning; the prince led his troops to force the palace? She was selling watermelons at Xuanwumen for promotion, and the rebels ate the melons so much that they forgot the moment of the rebellion. All the conspiracies and conspiracies were transformed into a large-scale cross talk scene by her dimensionality reduction.
All the civil and military officials in the court were trembling, begging the tyrant to take care of the empress and the general goose.
Xiao Wuwang, who no longer pretended to be blind, protected her behind him with a dangerous look in his eyes: "My queen is weak and can't take care of herself. Who dares to offend her? Xiao Xiaole of the Nine Clan, please understand?"
Su Yao collapsed: "I'm really not a peerless master, I'm just a funny girl!"
Xiao Wuwang chuckled: "Madam, there is no need to hide your clumsiness. If you express your 'love' to me with bricks, I will understand."
Su Yao:? You know it!
