Divine Arts Made Manifest: I Gift a Eunuch the Evil-Resisting Sword Manual from the Start

“This Evil-Warding Sword Manual is garbage. There are dozens of versions circulating through the martial world, and every one of them ruins whoever practices it!”

Gu Hua: “That’s because you didn’t castrate yourself.”

“Cloud-Dispersing Palm is impossible to master. The old bandit chief forced the brothers to practice it for half a year. More than ten of them worked themselves to death and nothing happened. It’s a fake!”

Gu Hua looked at the freshly permed instant-noodle curls on his head and sighed beneath the waterfall. “Without instant-noodle curls, why bother finding a waterfall? How are you supposed to disperse the clouds?”

After transmigrating into a high-martial world, the peerless divine arts from his previous life had become fake manuals scorned by everyone.

Bound to the Divine Art Correction System, Gu Hua began causing a sensation throughout the martial world.

“What do you mean, fake? You can’t master them because you’re not smart enough! Come on, watch me put on a little fingertip fireworks show!”