Good news: I wore it until 70, became a substitute bride, and was bound to the system.
Bad news: This is a [reverse wish] system, it will do the opposite to whatever I say!
In order to survive, I can only commit suicide every day.
Scene 1: There is no rice at home and I am starving to death.
Me (distraught and angry): "System, even if I starve to death today and die outside, I will never eat a single meal!"
[System: Received! Reward the host with a 'full meal' gift package: braised pork x1!
Scenario 2: My rough husband is too cruel and I want to stay away from him.
Me (with a look of disgust on my face): "A fierce man like Gu Hongbin will be wanted by anyone who loves him. I don't want to see him in my life!"
[System: Received! Triggering the 'close contact' event, the host falls to the ground and falls into the target's arms with precision!
Gu Hongbin (blushing and heartbeating): "Why, why did you throw yourself into my arms!"
Scene 3: Sister Bai Lianhua cried and begged me to get her husband back.
Me (sinfully): "Okay, such a good man should be given to you, sister!"
[System: Received! Trigger the famous scene of 'husband is domineering and protects his wife'!
The next second, Gu Hongbin came out with a shotgun, pointing the gun in the air: "I, Gu Hongbin, will only have a daughter-in-law in my life. If anyone dares to have ideas about her, ask me for the gun in my hand first!"
Me:……
No, how come these days are getting more and more prosperous as time goes by? !
