[Funny and exciting + urban fantasy + workers' counterattack]
After Lin Ye resigned, he found a job as a delivery worker. On the first day on the job, he was stunned.
Delivery address: Next to Sansheng Stone by Naihe Bridge.
Note: Add pearls to Mengpo soup, use less sugar and keep it at room temperature.
Cursing mischief, he rushed into the thick fog.
Turning around, I saw the intellectual sister wearing glasses:
"New rider? The underworld cafeteria is too delicious. I'll give you all my milk tea from now on."
Lin Ye:? ? ?
Since then, there has been a myth about riding a small electric donkey in the Three Realms.
The Jade Emperor stole some mango pandan and let him put it at the gate of Nantianmen, fearing that the Queen Mother would catch him;
Chang'e chases dramas and hoards duck necks, Guanghan Palace's gigabit network updates faster than the human world;
Laojun's alchemy furnace exploded, so he ordered chocolate balls overnight to help. The Jade Emperor didn't even taste the chocolate balls after he ate them.
There was a huge traffic jam in the Six Paths of Reincarnation in the Underworld, and the book of life and death was almost late.
The ghost guards were stuck in traffic, and Lin Ye rode an electric donkey on the non-motorized road to deliver the goods on time by taking a shortcut.
It spread throughout the three realms:
The King of Hell tells you to die at the third watch, but the delivery boy can slow you down until the fifth watch.
Lin Ye originally just wanted to earn enough rent and run away.
Until the barrier of the Three Realms collapsed and the space rift swallowed half of the sky.
The heavenly soldiers and generals could not rush in, the Daluo Jinxian was ejected, and the Demon Emperor could not withstand the suppression of the law.
A time of despair.
Lin Ye took out his mobile phone and ordered expedited delivery.
Riding a broken electric donkey, he plunged into the turbulence of space.
One second before the countdown reaches zero.
He slapped the key to mend the sky into the core of the rift, turned around and shouted to the sentient beings in the three realms:
"Hello, your Butian takeout has been delivered - please give it a five-star rating!"
