[Cute Pets + History + Easy Daily Life]
My name is Li Ahli, a Chinese civet cat and a tyrant on the streets of Bianjing.
My cat life creed is: Fishing comes first, sunbathing second, and two-legged beasts are all stupid servants.
Until I encountered a two-legged beast named Su Shi, the cat's scratching post of fate began to flip wildly.
He gets promoted, I live in a mansion and patrol the country.
He was demoted, and I rode in a broken car and ate chaffy vegetables.
I thought he was just an excellent shit-scraper who could write limericks about "dried fish is very fragrant" and develop new recipes.
As a result, when this person wrote an article, he actually wrote about the ups and downs along the way! I was so angry that my beard became crooked.
There is no other way, you have to protect your two-legged beast. I reluctantly embarked on a "territory inspection" tour that accompanied him in exile for half of the Song Dynasty.
In Huangzhou, I watched him open up wasteland for farming, and by the way, I tasted whether the legendary "Dongpo Pork" really didn't have salt added.
In Huizhou, I supervised him eating lychees. After all, he got angry after eating too much, and I had to catch scorpions to calm him down.
In Danzhou, um... Even mice are skinny here. Forget it, let's eat an oyster with him.
This is the life of this cat and Su Dongpo, the greatest foodie and unlucky man in history, falling in love and killing each other.
Su Shi: Ah Li, I was demoted again.
Ahri (exploded hair): Meow meow meow? ! (Translation: Can you save me some time!)
