Martial Arts Revival: This Couch Potato Really Doesn't Want to Die Without an Heir

[Spiritual qi revival + invincible protagonist + one female lead + wish fulfillment + original cultivation system]

[Ding! World update complete. The present age has officially entered the Martial Arts Era. May your martial fortunes prosper.]

Zhou Ke, an overworked office worker following a Taoist priest in a video through the Eight-Section Brocade exercises, froze. Before he could even check whether he had imagined it, a warm current suddenly surged through his lower abdomen.

[Ding! The present age’s major DLC, “Slaughter,” is now live. May your killing spree know no bounds.]

Zhou Ke stared blankly at the mosquito he had casually slapped dead in his palm. A phantom rose from his hand and darted into the space between his brows.

Ding! Karmic slaughter +0.001.

Ding! Skill fragment acquired: “Heaven’s Eye.”

Killing mosquitoes makes you stronger?

[Ding! The present age’s map expansion pack has been installed. May you be free of all taboos.]

Zhou Ke sheepishly lowered his fist and glanced apologetically at the Nine-Headed Serpent emerging from Yunmeng Marsh. What was he supposed to do if he’d accidentally wiped out an endangered species?

…

The good news: I’m invincible in the world.

The bad news: I might be the end of my bloodline.

The moment Zhou Ke received the research institute’s message, his whole body went rigid.

What do you mean, my strength is so great that my life form has changed, and I may no longer be able to have children normally?

Fine, I can get stronger, but why do I have to be the end of my bloodline?

I refuse to accept this!