[Anti-routine + Hilarious Dihua + Relaxing and refreshing article + Sect construction]
Lin Xuan traveled through time and was bound to the "Sect's Prodigal System". As long as the sect's assets are legally destroyed before settlement and the sect's reputation is reduced to zero, one can return to the modern earth with invincible cultivation and a net worth of hundreds of billions. As a senior social worker, Lin Xuan was ecstatic: "Bring down the company? I am familiar with this job!"
In order to go bankrupt as soon as possible, he started to play crazy rules and bugs: he recruited Ye Chen, a good-for-nothing who was born with broken veins and was despised by the whole city, as his disciple. He was paid a high salary and only allowed to chop wood with a broken axe. The first disciple Ye Chen realized: "Master is using the simplest physical inertia to teach me the simple mechanical resonance sword intention of the Great Dao!" Soon after, Ye Chen smashed the hostile flying boat with an axe, and became the soulless sword god who realized the Tao in the flesh.
He takes in Leng Wushuang, a cold-blooded maid of unknown origin, just to pay her a high salary every day in the hope that she will empty the warehouse. The maid (Apocalypse Pavilion's ace assassin) was horrified: "He even used a thermos cup with free shipping for nine yuan to avoid poisoning me! He is using gentleness to melt my murderous intention and inspire me to awaken as an ice phoenix!"
Lin Xuan bought modern spicy noodles, which he thought was a nine-day marrow-cleansing fairy meal; he bought cast-iron dumbbells, which he thought was a gravity-defying sect formation... On the settlement day, looking at the spiritual stone assets that had increased ten thousand times, Lin Xuan squatted on the stone steps of the mountain gate with a thermos cup and completely collapsed: "Evil disciple! Please stop thinking about it, I am really just a mortal!"
