[Funny and crazy + live broadcast of raising cubs + dinosaurs in dialects + infrastructure counter-killing + science fiction imagination]
Who is a good person who travels through the Jurassic and becomes the mother of a Tyrannosaurus Rex at the beginning? !
Modern "fun man" Su Tang accidentally bound to the live broadcast system and hatched a Tyrannosaurus rex cub at the beginning.
I thought I was going to stage a survival show in the wilderness, but when the little Tyrannosaurus opened his mouth, he said in pure Tianjin dialect: "Mama?"
The entire live broadcast room exploded instantly!
Since he couldn't go back, Su Tang simply let himself go and turned Jurassic into a dialect kindergarten!
In Northeastern dialect, Triceratops wears a flowery coat, in Sichuan dialect, pterosaurs sprinkle chili noodles every day, and in Cantonese dialect, stegosaurus becomes a stingy shopkeeper.
Faced with the provocation of the tyrant dragon, Su Tang got up top, using a frying pan in his left hand and a big bone in his right hand to perform a physical "retreat and retreat" on the spot, fooling the primitive beast into running away on a train overnight!
Just when she was leading her children to build a country and become king by playing tricks and going crazy, she discovered that behind the live broadcast reward was actually a shocking conspiracy of the future consortium to harvest her emotions? And that high-ranking consortium president was actually her ex-boyfriend?
Su Tang sneered and showed his crazy nature to the live broadcast camera: "You like to watch anchors go crazy, don't you? Dabao Erbao, copycat! Mommy will lead you to the future and spread the ashes of the capitalists!"
